Hey there, all you incredible working moms! We get it—juggling a full-time job, managing a household, and raising kids is no small feat. It’s like being a superhero without the cape (although, let’s be honest, you totally deserve one). Your days are packed with endless to-dos, from morning routines to late-night emails, and everything in between. It’s a whirlwind, and sometimes it feels like you’re running on fumes.
But guess what? Amidst the chaos and the never-ending responsibilities, there’s room for laughter, and that’s exactly what we’re serving up today.
We’ve curated a list of 15 hilarious quotes that capture the essence, the struggles, and the downright funny moments that come with being a working mom. These quotes are like little nuggets of wisdom wrapped in humor, designed to brighten your day and remind you that you’re not alone in this wild ride.
So, grab a cup of your favorite brew, take a five-minute breather, and dive into these laugh-out-loud quotes. They’re the perfect pick-me-up for when you need a moment of comic relief in your jam-packed life. Enjoy!
The Quotes
The Art of Saying ‘No’
- Quote: “I am a master at the art of the unapologetic ‘no.'”
The Makeup Dilemma
- Quote: “Someone complimented on how great I looked today and asked what I did differently, I told them it was the first time in months that I didn’t put my make-up on in the car.”
Work-Life Blend Over Balance
- Quote: “Work-life balance doesn’t exist, you need to strive for a work-life blend.”
The Busiest Person Paradox
- Quote: “There’s a saying ‘If you want something done, give it to the busiest person.’ Working moms BEWARE!”
The Luxury of Flight Delays
- Quote: “I used to hate flight delays when traveling for my job, but now I have 2 kids so now the hour or two in the airport is a luxury.”
The Sleep Deprivation Experiment
- Quote: “Us working moms are guinea pigs for an experiment to show the world that sleep isn’t really necessary for humans”
The Redundancy of ‘Working Mom’
- Quote: “The phrase ‘working mom’ is redundant”
The Side Gig Called Full-Time Job
- Quote: “Raising kids and running a house keep me pretty busy, too. I also have a little gig on the side called a full-time job.”
The Simple Pleasures
- Quote: “I don’t need any kind of extravagant vacation, I’d just be happy going to the bathroom by myself.”
The CEO Name Game
- Quote: “I read that there are more CEOs named John than there are women CEOs. I guess I’m changing my name to John.”
The Heel Height Transformation
- Quote: “Since I became a mom I’ve changed my heel height from 3 inches to 1 inch.”
The High-Functioning Messes
- Quote: “It’s great to work with other working moms, they’re the highest functioning messes I know.”
Did You Love These Quotes, Mom?
You might find yourself nodding in agreement with a few or perhaps every single one of these quotes—and that’s totally expected!
Despite the hustle and bustle that defines the life of a working mom, it’s far from dull. In fact, it’s filled with unexpected, laugh-out-loud moments that could easily turn into the highlight of any conversation.
Emily Thompson, a 32-year-old mother of two, hails from Austin, Texas. With a background in journalism and a passion for storytelling, travel, quotes and spirituality.
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